Hey guys I’m back from Pouzza. Red wine and cigarettes tastes like bran cereal. That’s all.
Hey guys I’m back from Pouzza. Red wine and cigarettes tastes like bran cereal. That’s all.
Who’s going to Pouzza? Let’s get shitty together.
Gimme yo eggs, yo, I didn’t start until well in to whacking day and I want the damn baseball stadium so bad: scottjuniper
Dip and green tea (separately, of course). This staying sober shit is weird.
I will play this song a million times in my car this summer and I don’t even care.
(Source: ihopethisfindsyou1, via anthemforanewsamantha)
You gotta be kidding me, I GOT BOXES FULL OF PEPE.
(Source: littlebuster, via stupendoussven)
— Homer Simpson.