Christ I need to be at work in 3 hours and I’ve been drinking and still can’t sleep. Time to brew some coffee.
Why did I find out that Gordon Ramsay has a Kitchen Nightmares-esque show about Hotels at 12:30am when I need to work at 5:30am? I’m going to be TIRED for this shift.
I need to stop staying up so late and drinking so much that I need to add a meal between dinner and breakfast cause no one can afford that shit.
I feel like it’s a shame that my obsession with standup specials STARTED with Louis C.K. cause let’s be honest, it’s all downhill from there. He is brilliant.